Favourite season!

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If my son were gay,
I’d slap him
With a nice high five.
Because coming out to your dad,
Takes balls that most men don’t have.
If my son were gay,
I’d beat the hell out of him.
Because he said he was better than me
At Super Smash.
(He basically was asking
For me to kick his ass.)
If my son were gay,
I’d kick him out of the house.
Because why waste June on video games,
When there are sports to be played?
And just because he likes making out with boys,
Doesn’t mean he can’t tackle the shit out of them, too.
If my son were gay,
I’d call him a douche.
But only because this morning,
He ate the last peanut butter cup in the house.
(The jerk knows they’re my favorite.)
If my son were gay,
I’d still give him the talk.
I just wouldn’t have to worry about a baby in nine months.
If my son were gay,
I’d make fun of what he wears.
Because damn, son,
Those heels don’t go with that dress.
If my son were gay,
I’d tell him to be proud.
Because you’re human no matter the gender
On the other side of your mouth.
If my son were gay,
Nothing would be different at all.
Except that twenty years down the line,
I’ll be expecting a handsome son-in-law.

"If My Son Were Gay" - Nishat Ahmed (via sickwithsyllables)

Bringing this back for today.

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recordsandcigarettes:

1-indsey:


The only known video footage of Anne Frank

I can’t think of any reason why someone would not reblog this. 
If this isn’t interesting/sad to you, then I don’t know what you like in life.

Can’t we hit 1,000,000 notes? This is such a rare shot, everyone should see it.

recordsandcigarettes:

1-indsey:

The only known video footage of Anne Frank

I can’t think of any reason why someone would not reblog this. 

If this isn’t interesting/sad to you, then I don’t know what you like in life.

Can’t we hit 1,000,000 notes? This is such a rare shot, everyone should see it.

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Thank you come again

Would an East Indian whorehouse still be called a quickie mart

Sisters at daycare! TGIF! #cattledog #blacklabmix #hugaheeler #heelermix #tugowar #tennisball #dogdaycare #muttsofinstagram

Sisters at daycare! TGIF! #cattledog #blacklabmix #hugaheeler #heelermix #tugowar #tennisball #dogdaycare #muttsofinstagram

Nala’s first day at daycare! #blacklabmix #puppy #playtime #dogdaycare

Nala’s first day at daycare! #blacklabmix #puppy #playtime #dogdaycare

naturallypolished:

chaddylancooperstolemyy0gurt:

deasu:

this breaks my fucking heart

and then to think that there are people that find themselves ugly while they don’t have any of that smh 

Honestly though ? SMH .

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#newbaby #blacklabmix #puppy #chew #cantwait #cutie #sweetie #Nala - Only 11 days!!

#newbaby #blacklabmix #puppy #chew #cantwait #cutie #sweetie #Nala - Only 11 days!!

#dogdaycare #cattledog #maya #fetch #fun #petsofinstagram #cutie #fun #saturday

#dogdaycare #cattledog #maya #fetch #fun #petsofinstagram #cutie #fun #saturday

#kitten #scarf #greytabby #callisto Hahahaha maya tore up the stuffy so I put its scarf on Callisto

#kitten #scarf #greytabby #callisto Hahahaha maya tore up the stuffy so I put its scarf on Callisto

Can’t put any fresh blankets down with these two in the way!! #cattledog #jackrussell  #maya #cuddles #happy

Can’t put any fresh blankets down with these two in the way!! #cattledog #jackrussell #maya #cuddles #happy

thefrogman:

An adorable joey pokes his head out to see the world beyond mama’s pouch. 

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urlesque:

Deformed puppy, rescued from trash, learns to walk | Today

Harper the pit bull was born with a condition called “swimmer puppy disorder,” and most dogs that have it don’t survive. The disorder causes rigid limbs and tight muscles, leaving puppies lying flat on their chests with their legs splayed out.

After being found in a garbage bag and taken to an animal shelter where she was scheduled to be euthanized, Harper was rescued by shelter worker Erica Daniel and can walk now thanks to hydrotherapy and love.

toptumbles:

Elephant smacks annoying tourist

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